MY LETTER TO KALI:

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! SUPER MUCHO LIKE CRAZY PERSON LOVES ANIMALS IN THE SKY AND A UNICORN LOVES TO FLY AND I'LL EAT MY MUSIC PIE AND WONDER WHY WE DON'T HAVE THE SAME DREAMS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY AWESOME AND WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER AND WE COULD GET PET MONKEYS AND PLAY WITH THEM AND SLIDE DOWN ICE CREAM MOUNTAINS AND RUN AROUND LIKE FIN AND JAKE DO AND BE PRINCESSES. WHEN WE ARE OLD. REALLY OLD. IF, FOR SOME UNFORTUNATE REASON, OUR HUSBANDS DIE.... (:() THEN WE COULD LIVE TOGETHER AND GALAVANT AROUND THE TOWN AND PRETEND TO BE CRAZY. EVERYONE WOULD THINK WE REALLY WERE SO WE COULD DO ANYTHING. WE COULD MAKE PIZZA HATS FOR OUR DOGS AND USE HAIRDRYERS AS GUNS AND HAVE WARS WITH EACH OTHER IN THE STREET, AS LONG AS WE DIDN'T BREAK A HIP. BUT IF WE DID WE COULD GET HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERY TOGETHER AND SIT IN OUR HOME AND EAT JELLO WITH BANANAS IN IT AND WATCH OLD TIMEY MOVIES OR MUSICALS AND SING ALONG. IF PEOPLE TRESPASSED ONTO OUR PROPERTY WE COULD YELL AT THEM ABOUT JESUS AND INVITE THEM IN FOR HOT CHOCOLATE. IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO WE COULD PRETEND LIKE WE WERE DYING TO COERSE THEM INTO COMING INSIDE. AND AT NIGHT WE WILL HAVE 2 TWIN BEDS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND TAKE TURNS EVERY NIGHT READING BEDTIME STORIES AND BRUSHING EACH OTHERS HAIR.