ya know what I mean, baby.. a to the b.c. ... J>K

and I told you I'd get the coffee when I was done cleaning the dawg.

but you didn't listen. you put a diaper in the time machine.

soiling a fancy piece of technology like that is so disrespectful.

I'll see you later tonight.

geeze louise.

Cupcakes & Sweet Tangerines

I remember reading a book about kangaroos when I was a child. It inspired me to reach new heights in hopping. Sometimes as an infant I would fly. No one believes me now because they weren't around to witness it. But it's true. I had a peculiar fascination with non-reality, just as a child would. And it sounds strange to you all, but everything smelled like cupcakes in those days, cupcakes and sweet tangerines.